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Issue #5

Features

the princess is dead
(and the crack whore sheds a tear)

easy-bake boy
(some hot dogs should stay raw)

vice verses
(caffeine fiends and budget drunks tell all)

caught orange-handed
(self-tanner abuse is a serious offense)

when mormons attack
(god and girls battle sex and the vietnamese)

i hate numbers
(the elderly bingo racket is not for the faint of heart)

i'm possessed and the drugs help
(one man's medicated hell)

stranger in a strange land
(so nice to meet your tongue, sir)

subway crack
(heat on the beat, oi! oi! oi!)

dead dogs in space
(a holiday fable of family failure)

the past avenger
(seeking closure, the writer tackles his tormentors)

fear this
(we know why you sleep with a nightlight)

fadlands
(and you thought a flock of seagulls had bad hair)

Fiction

death of cool
(if you can't beat the heat)
by aimee plumley

Departments

letters to the editor

five dollars for five questions

science quiz

meet the co-workers

the shizzolator vs. the ricolator

my best year

community dispatch

our twisted friends

failing at capitalism

reviews

bands kyle hates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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