Issue #5
Features
the princess is dead
(and the crack whore sheds a tear)
easy-bake boy
(some hot dogs should stay raw)
vice verses
(caffeine fiends and budget drunks tell all)
caught orange-handed
(self-tanner abuse is a serious offense)
when mormons attack
(god and girls battle sex and the vietnamese)
i hate numbers
(the elderly bingo racket is not for the faint of heart)
i'm possessed
and the drugs help
(one man's medicated hell)
stranger in a strange land
(so nice to meet your tongue, sir)
subway crack
(heat on the beat, oi! oi! oi!)
dead dogs in space
(a holiday fable of family failure)
the past avenger
(seeking closure, the writer tackles his tormentors)
fear this
(we know why you sleep with a nightlight)
fadlands
(and you thought a flock of seagulls had bad hair)
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