(Three Questions With a Shitting Dungeons & Dragons Master)
Hows everything going in there?
Super. (Jesse farts for emphasis.)
So, Jesse, we all know psionic energy can be shaped and used by
psionicists and wild talents to produce desired effects called
psionic powers. Of course, we also know all psionic powers are
grouped into one of five categories or disciplines based on how
the energy is used. But heres my question: I can never remember
what races are allowed psionic powers. There are five. Name four.
You have ten seconds. Go!
Elves, humans, gnomes, and, umm
orks. (Editors note:
Hes actually defecating between words. This is disgusting,
but oddly intriguing.)
What the fuck is an ork? The other two races are halflings and
dwarves. You pretty much suck. When I was in high school, all
the kids that played D&D wore long trench coats and sat outside
on the stone picnic tables. Sometimes these same kids were in
the drama club, or at least they knew someone in the drama club.
So youre a little gay, right?
Nope. (Giggling ensues, followed by an enormous plop.)
Thanks, you sick bastard.